Tag: comedy
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February 24, 2009 07:03 PM EST --
I am no longer surprised by the fact that our children don't know anything about grammer. I just saw and add for Pledge-Clean More Faster. They need a noun in there-Clean More Elephants . . .
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January 23, 2009 12:51 PM EST --
I have a friend who has a sister. (Don't we all) Anyway, her sister is tall, blonde, thin, and has very small boobs. She and some of her friends went to Mardi Gras one year, their hotel room . . .
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January 23, 2009 03:45 PM EST --
I found this on Craigslist and laughed so hard I cried...
RANT: Air Fresheners <hr>
Date: 2008-12-19, 4:03PM PST
This is intended to bring to the attention of all those responsible for . . .
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January 28, 2009 01:33 PM EST --
When my son was about 18 months old he became OBSSESED with dogs. Dogs on TV, walking down the sidewalk, or pictures in magazines, on bags, etc.
I do all of my bill paying online. . . .
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March 03, 2009 10:07 AM EST --
Adopt an alien! Or just click the link view the postcard and do nothing else. You'll see when you click.
Thanks Everyone,
http://www.alienaa.com/cgi-bin/c.fcgi?travel=11155 . . .
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February 08, 2009 08:50 PM EST --
My ex-hubby was living with his half-sister and her mom for awhile. Every morning they'd wake up and find the fridge door open. They kept blaming my ex, who would deny getting into the fridge at night. . . .
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January 27, 2009 06:46 PM EST --
I am currently recovering from viral menengitis, I only recently started to drive again. Today, I had to re-instal my son's car seat so that we could pick up my older son from school. . . .
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February 05, 2009 03:36 PM EST --
Free grass clippings. Good for mulch, compost...etc
You cut and rake.
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January 22, 2009 05:01 PM EST --
I was at a local strip mall today and noticed a pet store with a strange sign in front of it. I went to grab my phone to get a picture of it, but I didn't have it because it's charging. . . .
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January 22, 2009 05:36 PM EST --
I grew up, until I was 15, in a small town in Ohio. When I was about 7 years old we had neighbors with 3 kids. A girl about my age, Mary, a boy about my older brothers age Brandon, and another boy . . .
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January 28, 2009 01:22 PM EST --
I was watching TV with my family the other day when a commercial for a tutoring service came on. At the end of the commercial there was a huge "sign" that said
$50 off diagnostic tests! . . .
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February 02, 2009 06:25 PM EST --
Proof that the World Is Nuts
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like . . .
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February 03, 2009 11:25 AM EST --
This is my husbands Gma in my son's ninja head piece from Halloween.
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February 03, 2009 01:02 PM EST --
This is Potty Time Elmo's potty.
This is my son on Elmo's Potty.
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March 07, 2009 09:27 PM EST --
Has anyone else seen the show "Ace of Cakes" on Food Network? This pastry chef Duff ownes a bakery in Baltimore and his sous chef is named Geoff. Geoff is a very laid back, mellow . . .
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January 22, 2009 05:55 PM EST --
When I was a child we had neighbors with three children, two boys with a girl in the middle. They also had a mother with severe MS.
The youngest son REALLY liked hard boiled eggs. In order . . .
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January 29, 2009 11:43 AM EST --
Ice Cream Manufacturers,
I understand that you want us to know that your ice cream is made with REAL FRUIT. That along with the dyes, preservatives, and artificial flavors, their is REAL . . .
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January 31, 2009 08:09 PM EST --
A couple of years ago my MIL and her significant other went to the Dominican Republic on vacation. It was all inclusive, all they had to pay for were suveniors and other little "extras". . . .
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February 09, 2009 09:52 PM EST --
One early morning, late at night
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one another,
A deaf police man heard the noise,
Came and . . .
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January 21, 2009 12:12 PM EST --
In November I found a Meijer ad that said for forty dollars I could get a plug in roaster with a 3 piece buffet, a free turkey, and a $10 off coupon for a small kitchen appliance. I ran to my local . . .
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